halloween-kid

Well, at least he won't be whining about you taking him around the neighborhood for candy.

beer-goggles

Your future looks a hell of a lot brighter through beer goggles.

Let’s just get this out of the way: You have a tendency to do the wrong thing.

And there are very few opportunities in life to do something right, actually feel good about it, and get a nice buzz going at the same time.

Which is why it’s critical to bring a case of brew to your child’s back-to-school night. [Click to continue...]

kid-tattoo

Because permanent ink means permanent love.

Source: Funlobby