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Rule #65: Put Your Kid in Timeout at an Orphanage[caption id="attachment_1106" align="alignright" width="300" caption="And you had the audacity to complain about sitting in the... »
Rule #64: Send Your Kid to Mafia Training Camp[caption id="attachment_1077" align="alignright" width="300" caption="In life, you are either the diaper or the shit."]... »
Rule #63: Lie to Your Child About How Important You Are[caption id="attachment_1069" align="alignright" width="350" caption="Watch, son. I sit here and people just hand over money.... »
Rule #62: Tattoo Your Kids With Reckless Abandon[caption id="attachment_1058" align="alignright" width="225" caption="Stop looking at me like that. If you hate it so much just... »
Rule #61: Discourage Most Forms of Reading[caption id="attachment_1050" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Jimmy, put that trash away. Don't you know that crap will... »
Rule #60: Pack Smokes in Your Child’s Lunch[caption id="attachment_1036" align="alignright" width="275" caption="How is your kid gonna survive on a diet like this? More... »
Rule #59: Vacation in a Third World Country[caption id="attachment_1019" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Weren't you the one complaining about taking a bath? That... »
Rule #58: Admit Your Baby Isn’t Cute[caption id="attachment_1011" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Either you can't look at it, or you can't look away.... »
Rule #57: Pick Up Chicks With Your Kid[caption id="attachment_1001" align="alignright" width="350" caption="And if you cry hard enough, he'll probably even change... »
Rule #56: Join Forces With the Monster Under the Bed[caption id="attachment_994" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Just lay low for now, and if he's still awake after 10,... »
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I got a cramp from laughing so hard
When I found your blog via Twitter, it made me think of this website:
http://mymomknowsbest.com/
The company must be owned by a first-time mom who has followed your rule about germs.
Funniest website ever!
You are hitting the mark! Thanks for making me laugh. Deb
Why is everyone laughing? You’re making a lot of sense to me.
Hey,
Love the site. It was sent to me from a childhood friend of the author, Sue R. She sent it to me when I sent her my new site http://www.MyCrappyParents.com. I’m putting a link to this site on my site. Hope http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com returns the favor ; )
–Perry
Great website. Haha. My parents did many of these “bad parenting” advices to me. And I think they suck.
I have a few bad parenting tips.
Tell your kids that if they want to have any entertainment they have to make friends with other kids whose parents will take them out, pay for them, pick them up etc . The reasoning is that the kid is already so spoilt that the parent couldn’t possibly do any more them. Spoilt meaning they feed their kid, give them a safe place to live, let them go to school…
This is very very funny stuff. However, I think I’ll come here to get tips on how to parent, rather than tips on how not-to parent. I’ll turn my girls into messy slobs no matter how hard my wife tries to be a good influence, by damn!