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Rule #65: Put Your Kid in Timeout at an Orphanage
Rule #64: Send Your Kid to Mafia Training Camp
Rule #63: Lie to Your Child About How Important You Are
Rule #62: Tattoo Your Kids With Reckless Abandon
Rule #61: Discourage Most Forms of Reading
Rule #60: Pack Smokes in Your Child’s Lunch
Rule #59: Vacation in a Third World Country
Rule #58: Admit Your Baby Isn’t Cute
Rule #57: Pick Up Chicks With Your Kid
Rule #56: Join Forces With the Monster Under the BedReally Bad Parenting Advice, © 2010.


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I got a cramp from laughing so hard
When I found your blog via Twitter, it made me think of this website:
http://mymomknowsbest.com/
The company must be owned by a first-time mom who has followed your rule about germs.
Funniest website ever!
You are hitting the mark! Thanks for making me laugh. Deb
Why is everyone laughing? You’re making a lot of sense to me.
Hey,
Love the site. It was sent to me from a childhood friend of the author, Sue R. She sent it to me when I sent her my new site http://www.MyCrappyParents.com. I’m putting a link to this site on my site. Hope http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com returns the favor ; )
–Perry
Great website. Haha. My parents did many of these “bad parenting” advices to me. And I think they suck.
I have a few bad parenting tips.
Tell your kids that if they want to have any entertainment they have to make friends with other kids whose parents will take them out, pay for them, pick them up etc . The reasoning is that the kid is already so spoilt that the parent couldn’t possibly do any more them. Spoilt meaning they feed their kid, give them a safe place to live, let them go to school…
This is very very funny stuff. However, I think I’ll come here to get tips on how to parent, rather than tips on how not-to parent. I’ll turn my girls into messy slobs no matter how hard my wife tries to be a good influence, by damn!