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Trick or Treat … or Therapy
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Baby Photos are for Babies
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The Beginning of the End
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Just the Two of Us
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Parental Supervision: Not Always Required
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Equals
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Reputable Daycare Provider
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Baby’s First Book
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Responsibility
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I’d Give You Anything You Ax For
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The Case for Child Window Locks
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Male bonding
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A Reasonable Shopping Policy
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Getting Off Your Ass is Overrated
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Cigarettes Can Stunt Your Growth
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How to Save Space on the Fridge
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10 Year-Old Supermodel: At Least She’s Pulling Her Weight
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Role Model
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Worst Prize Ever
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Cost-effective Hydration
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How to Make a Therapist Rich
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The Least Popular Bedtime Story
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Birth Control Incentive From Toys”R”Us
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The Natural Born Athlete
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The Multitasker
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Trick or Treat … or Therapy
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Rule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School Night
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Baby Photos are for Babies
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The Beginning of the End
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Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger Issues
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Just the Two of Us
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Rule #104: Feed Your Child Soap
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Parental Supervision: Not Always Required
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Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang
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Equals
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blaming kids for everything
boosting self esteem
children on leashes
cleaning your kid
confusing teens about sex
corrupting innocence
crushing the dreams of your children
developing healthy habits
dignity is cheaper than cash
dodging responsibility
drinking with pets
embarrassing your child
encourage safe behavior
encouraging correct behavior
encouraging smoking
exploiting your kid for causes
fair warnings
feeding your kid
getting the most out of your kid
getting wasted with kids
having fun despite having kids
how to deflate budding egos
kid-friendly policies
kids are just like pets
living vicariously through children
mailing it in
making sure your kid isn't fat
ominous threats of more children
parental regret
parents acting like kids
passing down awful genes
poor decision-making
popular children's stories
raising a future serial killer
raising an obnoxious child
raising a wimp
scaring your kid shitless
scarring children's memories
stunting children's growth
telling kids they suck
things you don't want to win
tricking kids
worst prize ever
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Reputable Daycare Provider
Joe
: Another good caption: I like the vans without the windows.
Rule #86: Get Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoos
Ann
: This is complete bullsh*t on the internet
Rule #49: Steal Your Kid’s Money
shelby
: That’s why you you are the jerk you are. Hmmmm…. well did your mother teach...
kitty
: Your father what now? I don’t have a father. My mother got to mess me up all on her...
shelby
: No!!! My father did not tell me to say that. Oh, by the way, Did your father teach you to...
kitty
: Lol… @shelby, did your papa steal your money? naww
shelby
: you are a bunch of freaking jerks why would you do something like that to your own kids...
Equals
Troll
: Hey I would hate to break the ice to you Jean, but you really suck you know that. Your...
Troll
: Hey you suck
Rule #12: Screw Tradition When Naming Your Baby
Angelique
: from someone with a kinda wierd name, yeah, I had parents that were hippies, I was...
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