Comments on: Rule #60: Pack Smokes in Your Child’s Lunch

By: Cigarettes Can Stunt Your Growth — Bad Parenting Advice

Cigarettes Can Stunt Your Growth — Bad Parenting Advice — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 11:59:40 +0000

[...] Rule #60: Pack Smokes in Your Child’s Lunch [...]

By: Creed

Creed — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 09:18:37 +0000

If you really want your kid to be cool fill his thermos with mad dog 20/20 too (mine likes the blue stuff)

By: Vicki

Vicki — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:55:15 +0000

And as we all know, menthol is great for a cold so pack some menthols in there! And don’t forget those little packs of snuff. They fit practically anywhere and make the perfect in class distraction when you can’ t light up for fear of setting of the fire alarm. Who has an extra pop bottle laying around?

By: Voice of Reason

Voice of Reason — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:55:26 +0000

Here’s another reason to pack some squares in your kid’s lunchbox. It’s a great bully deterrent. Because no bully will dare to mess with the kid who’s smoking a cigarette.

By: zim

zim — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:31:44 +0000

cigarettes are good AND good for you!

By: jason

jason — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:09:30 +0000

Not to mention, having your kids smoke will help them get jobs as actors, get in to college easier, and just be cool in general. Because, as everyone knows, smoking makes you look grown-up, cool and sophisticated.