Comments on: Rule #1: Get Wasted With Your Kids

By: skywalker

skywalker — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:51:07 +0000

@Christine Bukowski, my mother is considered by some to be a milf as well, and I found a way to deal with it. What I do is keep a small wire object, like a piece of coat hanger, with one end in a lit candle at all times. Then when I catch one of my friends staring at my moms ass, I simply bury the hot wire in his eye socket. I usually only have to do this once.

By: Christine Bukowski

Christine Bukowski — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:57:19 +0000

My oldest son who is now 21 refuses to let me take him out for a night of rebonding ala binge drinking in the college town he moved to. He has no problem letting me buy him 1/2 gallons of absolute and drive the 40 miles to deliver it to him when he’s low on cash but I dare not try to stick around and drink it with him. I think his greatest problem with it is the fact that all of his college age friends find me a milf. I must state that I am not a cougar I am a milf there is a huge difference. I do not go after his hot lil friends. No way no how. I’m not that chick. The nasty thoughts I have about his 20 something friends I keep to myself. I can not control the fact that his friends stare at me with milf intent however. I’m sure it must be uncomfortable for him to see his buddies looking at his moms ass or to overhear a disscussion on what they would like to do to his mom. He needs to find a way to get over though because I have been invited to the huge back to school bash by his roomate who also said I can crash in his room if I got too wasted to drive the 40 miles back home.I accepted the invitation to the party but told his room mate thanks but I think I’ll just crash in Alex’s bed so I can snuggle him and sing him to sleep like I used to. He will love that I’m sure he misses it as much as I do.LOL.

By: sailor

sailor — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:30:27 +0000

no its not bad i trained my godson to fetch beer from the fridge, he hasnt learned their names yet just colors but a little more training and he will be able to make the perfect martini on request, and now that i think about it my beer is always a little light… little scamp he earned a lollipop.

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By: Bettis

Bettis — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:38:59 +0000

Is it bad that my parents used me as a beer fetching machine when I was young? I mean, I was also used as the TV remote control (“Jump up and change the channel to Dean Martin for me honey”) and the Caller ID (“Sweetie, grab the phone and find out who it is for me. . .”) and the answering machine (“. . and if it’s Mrs. Robins down the street just take a message for me and I’ll call her back later”) so at age 8 the phrase “Go grab me a beer, punkin” was a natural progression for me. It took only a few weeks to see that this job, however, didn’t suck as much as the others. Why they never questioned that their drinks were always half empty by the time the beer arrived in their hands I’ll never know. So, in a way, yeah – I’ve been drinking with my parents for a really long time. Good Rule.

By: GM1971

GM1971 — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:55:37 +0000

I agree with Donna. People gotta relax. I often joke with my 6-yr-old about going out for a coffee or a pint. He knows there’s no bloody way in hell that’s going to happen, but we have a good laugh. “Dad, I’m not a grown up, you silly head!”

By: Donna Peak

Donna Peak — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:33:19 +0000

Taking this drinking advice one baby-step at a time…
My 3-year-old daughter loves drinking from a mug and thinks everything that comes out of said mug is “coffee.” She also thinks every brownish beverage is “coffee.” Hence, when we’re out a restaurant and she asks me, “Mommy, can I have a sip of your coffee,” more than a few eyebrows of nearby patrons are raised. “How DARE she give her child coffee?” they gasp. “It will stunt her growth.” “How irresponsible!!!” But damn if my kid doesn’t love me! Next step, beer mugs–perhaps for her 5th birthday.

By: kevin

kevin — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:26:31 +0000

the last sentence is a total clincher. great blog.