Comments on: Rule #17: Scare Your Child Shitless About Germs

By: Shannon Green

Shannon Green — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 19:12:49 +0000

hahahaha

By: Father Knows Worst

Father Knows Worst — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:59:56 +0000

@Rachel: Did you really use "dollops" to describe boogers? That gave me shivers when I read it. @Jason: You know you're the same person, and you know you're the culprit behind said "Booger Hall of Fame." Just roll with it. Be proud. @Richard: Early and often, that's what I say. Kudos to you, good sir.

By: Richard Cranium

Richard Cranium — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:25:24 +0000

My children have to wash their hands before and after using the bathroom! They also use the lysol disposable wipes to clean down the seat and toilet rim after each use. They have to learn their good hygiene strategies early in life!

By: jason

jason — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:10:14 +0000

for the record, i’m not the “jason” mention in rachel’s comment, but i think the “jason” you mentioned works where i do. in the men’s bathroom there is a urinal, and next to it we have what can only be described as a “booger hall of fame”, because someone has been proudly wiping their boogs on the wall right above the urinal. i guess they like to multitask. you know whoever’s doing this had a constant runny nose as a child.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:11:50 +0000

I think all children should be made to watch “boy in the plastic bubble” so in case they start to bitch and whine about the body condom, they’ll know John T. had it much worse off. And you could use that as a bargaining chip. “you don’t want to wear your body condom today? okay. but you know that will cost you three days in the bubble.” that said, dirty bitch kids are dirty bitch kids, and they don’t grow out of it. my friend jason, in high school, used to leave dollops of booger on door handles in everyone’s house. he probably still does.