Comments on: Rule #22: Dress Like Your Teenage Daughter

By: Cat DeCenzo

Cat DeCenzo — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:03:12 +0000

Hey, I have that outfit! What. Only thing I couldn’t find are thongs in size L. Damn cotton grannies just don’t work with that slit showing my peekachu.

By: Sarcastica

Sarcastica — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:43:08 +0000

“Hey, check me out. I’m so comfortable in my skin that I want to show you as much of it as possible—with a fashion sense that’s a cross between Miley Cyrus and the Pussycat Dolls, only with way more chafing.” best line ever! lmao

By: Novelty Gifts

Novelty Gifts — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:00:11 +0000

Purrrrrr! Nice blog, Will keep track.

By: Father Knows Worst

Father Knows Worst — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:52:02 +0000

@Rachel: Pink bra under red leather…you’re absolutely right. That’s a Valentine no one wants to open…sober.

@marty allen: It’s good to hear you accepting your civic duty. If you see said beached whales at your local mall, approach them slowly, as they startle very easily. You don’t want to spook them. Hold out your hand in a welcoming manner, and splash a little water on their face. Just don’t give them a hug. It makes it much worse.

By: marty allen

marty allen — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:02:33 +0000

DON’T BREATHE MUCH!
Doctor: When does it hurt?
Men: Only when she breathes

I’ll be on the look-out for the gasping out-of-water wales in spandex at the mall

By: Rachel

Rachel — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:53:44 +0000

I’m very sad to say that I have a black skirt EXACTLY like the one in that picture. Except not leather. It’s embroidered, so eases the slut factor. I wore it once in Vegas when I was 25, and now it hangs in my closet waiting for the day when I pop a sprog and can duly embarrass him/her. I will not, however, wear it with a pink bra under red leather. That’s just tacky.

By: Father Knows Worst

Father Knows Worst — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:18:28 +0000

@Jason: That must be a typo. I think you meant “puke, cougar, puke.”

@bloggingmom67: I’m surprised the opening image didn’t add to your misery, but I’m glad to know it hasn’t. By the way, CNN just broke a story that could make the combination of short skirts and saggy flesh a felony in 11 states.

By: bloggingmom67

bloggingmom67 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:23:56 +0000

As usual, your blog gives me a chuckle as I start work on this miserble icy/snowy day.

It reminds me of a co-workers who is well into her 60s and still dresses like she’s in her 20s. She has the figure for it, but no one really wants to see a short skirt on saggy flesh (even saggy flesh on a pretty tiny body.)

By: jason

jason — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:36:23 +0000

purr, cougar, purrrr.