Comments on: Rule #25: Be a Breastfeeding Superhero

By: BMW

BMW — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 14:47:47 +0000

We had twins and my wife breatsfeed, but I had to nurse the other one as a pasifier. But when they turned 12 we quit because the hair on my chest kept getting caught in their teeth.

By: Gabby

Gabby — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 18:50:18 +0000

Yeah, I totally rofled. The only problem I have is that I am a waitress for a fine dining (like the Merriott) restaurant and this lady decided to whip out a nasty tit to feed in front of my other customers. Do us all a favor (where there is served a $170 piece of veal) and don’t whip out your titties in the restaurant. Meet me out back!

By: Jenny Howe

Jenny Howe — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 19:14:49 +0000

Of course the one benefit that goes completely unmentioned – breast feeding ( for all you are damned for it ) means NO WASHING UP !!! And no preparing food. When to wean – simple – as soon as the kids are old enough to do do the washing up ! Which is pretthy much whent they can stand up – or even done sitting up !! Of course weaning that young does mean you have to prepare food – but hey – your getting your own anyway ( for the time being)!!!!

By: Criss

Criss — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:43:02 +0000

Call us Breastfeeding Bitches, if you want, but Nazis? Maybe you need a history lesson. Look up “genocide”; that might help, too.

(Now, Boob Worshippers? That one I like. I’m going to steal it, if you don’t mind.)

I breastfed my child in church last night. Sitting right there in the pew, third row. Once before the service started, and once during the sermon, because my kid was hungry. And, look! God didn’t strike me down with lightning or smite me with any sort of pox.

By: Marcy

Marcy — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 09:52:33 +0000

I guess I am a bad parent, then…

I will never (consciously) make anyone else feel bad about their baby feeding choices. Breastfeeding is great, and it’s also not for everyone. I don’t judge other moms for wanting to use formula instead.

But I very much do feed my baby anywhere, anytime, and I feel strongly about my right to do so.

I also really wish people would stop comparing Breastfeeding supporters (yes, even the bitchy ones who should know better than to lecture or make moms feel guilty) with a group of people who systematically murdered so many innocent people. C’mon, now.

By: Rule #89: Run Your Child’s Political Campaign at School — Bad Parenting Advice

Rule #89: Run Your Child’s Political Campaign at School — Bad Parenting Advice — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 14:33:10 +0000

[...] on campaign posters. We like this one: “Are You Really Gonna Vote for Ethan Doby? You Realize He Still Breastfeeds, Right? Plus, He Smells Like Onion [...]

By: karen

karen — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 14:54:25 +0000

Dang, I have broken Rule # 25 and 26 at the same time. I breast fed my son any time he was hungry and I did it in several bars. It was the only way he would see his father (my ex)! Besides my son’s needs come before what others think of me. High school is over and when you are an adult do you really give a shit what others think of you?

BTW, I was raised in Spain so I may have missed the USA’s weird puritanical view of nudity. What is it about women’s breasts? So what if a man or a woman is topless? The men here either think you are a whore or a virgin mother. Its just skin, people!! Get over it.

By: inerlogic

inerlogic — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:01:46 +0000

be glad we drink milk from cows, and not women….
that’s the reason you’re not locked up in a dairy barn somewhere wallowing in your own manure….

By: Bailey

Bailey — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 06:06:13 +0000

I love it! Don’t forget to take each and every new or expectant mother you know (or meet for the first time, or see in the grocery store) and give them the litany of how breastfeeding with make their child smarter, stronger, give them a greater ability for telepathic powers, and less likely to go bald later in life.

I nursed for 3 months. Then, I was done. He got the goods, and then I got to sleep once in awhile since Daddy could feed the little guy, too. My sister and I call the boob-nazi’s the La Leche League Boob Worshipers… very big cult these days. I don’t drink the kool-aide!

By: Breeder

Breeder — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:00:08 +0000

” it is interesting though that parents would rather have their kids drink from a cow’s squirty titty than their own.”

Racheal, I’ve always wondered the same thing. Like who was the guy who looked a cow udder and thought, “I’m gonna drink out of whatever comes out of those.”

I’m all about choice. I breastfeed my baby when he’s hungry and ignore the side eyes of others.