Comments on: Rule #30: Love Your Pets More Than Your Kids

By: Shannon Green

Shannon Green — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 19:21:26 +0000

@Gregory: Thank You!

By: Gregory

Gregory — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:28:37 +0000

@bri: Your spelling is “embarrassing” to America.

By: bri

bri — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:11:49 +0000

whats up with this its embrassing to america

By: Surfer Jay

Surfer Jay — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 05:59:43 +0000

Hey it happens! My dad talks to his dogs more than his family sometimes. Buys them steak and eggs too.

By: Susan

Susan — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:09:48 +0000

And if your dog poops out after just a few years, you can always spend $155k to have him cloned. http://www.miamiherald.com/news/miami-dade/story/875482.html

By: Father Knows Worst

Father Knows Worst — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:32:41 +0000

@Jason: At least your parents bought you shampoo, though, right? Mine started shaving my head at an early age (See: Cut Your Child’s Hair at Home) and would hand-knit blankets out of it for their effing dog. I guess I’m just bitter.

@Rachel: What’s a “newspaper?”

@baby’s momma: You either have a very patient boyfriend, or a very ferocious dog. Either way, you’re doin’ thangs right.

By: baby's momma

baby's momma — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:26:48 +0000

it’s a lot more fun to buy squeaky pizza slices and ducks than braces and diapers

and everyone should know their place- my boyfriend doesn’t dare sit on the pup’s spot on the couch

By: Rachel

Rachel — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:09:31 +0000

pets don’t talk back. and if they do discover how to do this, you can hit them with a newspaper and no one will call child services.

By: jason

jason — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:22:32 +0000

We had a golden retriever when I was growing up that my parents absolutely spoiled. They’d literally make a plate for him of whatever we were eating and I think sometimes he got more. I think he also got more expensive shampoo than me. Bastard.