Comments on: Rule #35: Employ Sexy Displays of Public Affection

By: kitty

kitty — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:44:22 +0000

hmm. actually, this reminds me of when I was twelve. I was reading in bed one night and my parents were watching a movie in their room, it seemed to be really loud, it sounded like war or something. I thought it must have been ‘Saving Private Ryan’ or something.

I know mom was big on that movie.

So anyway, I wondered down the hall to where their door was open slightly, nudged it open to say ‘turn it down’, … no privates were being saved, I assure you. I silently pulled the door back to it’s former position, went back to my room, curled up in the fetal position on my bed and that’s the last thing I remember.
haha.

I feel a lot better getting that off my chest… BRING OUT THE ANGRY CAMEL.

By: kitty

kitty — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:41:22 +0000

12-year-old kids rank seeing their parents “make out with tongue” slightly ahead of “being trapped in a sinking car” and “getting shit on by an angry camel.”

I think I just weed myself a little.

By: edie

edie — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:42:19 +0000

“ride the tide of flesh with every step he takes” … isn’t that a Police song?

By: Marilyn_Res

Marilyn_Res — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:59:01 +0000

It didn’t seem to bother Walker and Texas Ranger when their dad Ricky Bobby referred to their mother as a “red hot smokin’ mom” during the famous Baby Jesus prayer in Talladega Nights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKDC2iBQTYg&feature=PlayList&p=E4481CC0DCCDDD9B&playnext=1&index=19

By: fall from grace

fall from grace — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:33:48 +0000

There’s nothing wrong with spooning & playfully petting on the family room couch while the kiddos & their friends are playing wii. It’s your house and it’s good clean fun for all. Everyone scores!

I get so randy whenever the hubby dons his t-shirt with the pinata graphic and the words “I’d Hit That.” It just shows our progeny (and the rest of the world) that the passion in our relationship is still alive. I really love that man!

By: Still Blushing

Still Blushing — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:36:16 +0000

this is bringing back memories of my 9th birthday slumber party. my parent’s made pancakes the next morning and then went upstairs for a little midmorning delight while everyone rolled up their sleeping bags. i really can’t go on with this story….

By: kevin

kevin — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:26:34 +0000

as a good parent, i would definitely announce to my kids every time their mom gives me a boner

By: jason

jason — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:46:49 +0000

“Seeing this is on no one’s Bucket List.” Ok now that’s funny.