Comments on: Rule #36: Invent New Forms of Birth Control http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-36-invent-new-forms-of-birth-control/ All the advice you don't need to be the pefect parent. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:40:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: kitty http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-36-invent-new-forms-of-birth-control/comment-page-1/#comment-2320 kitty Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:24:11 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=658#comment-2320 AUGHHHHH I F*CKING LOVE YOU pmsl (no seriously, I just peed myself) AUGHHHHH I F*CKING LOVE YOU

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(no seriously, I just peed myself)

]]> By: Father Knows Worst http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-36-invent-new-forms-of-birth-control/comment-page-1/#comment-469 Father Knows Worst Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:52:17 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=658#comment-469 <strong>@jason @mothershaffer @shopdoc:</strong> Those are brilliant additions to the rule. Think of what a sexless mess this kid would be: No deodorant, shitty breath, pooping non-stop through the chastity belt and covered in acne. Oh yeah, and gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. <strong>@edie:</strong> Just be careful it's not too snazzy. You don't want her to go around showing it off. There are too many aspiring locksmiths on the loose. @jason @mothershaffer @shopdoc: Those are brilliant additions to the rule. Think of what a sexless mess this kid would be: No deodorant, shitty breath, pooping non-stop through the chastity belt and covered in acne. Oh yeah, and gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

@edie: Just be careful it’s not too snazzy. You don’t want her to go around showing it off. There are too many aspiring locksmiths on the loose.

]]> By: edie http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-36-invent-new-forms-of-birth-control/comment-page-1/#comment-467 edie Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:47:53 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=658#comment-467 omg, i can't wait to "bedazzle" my daughter's chastity belt. www.mybedazzler.com and my husband said that thing was a "waste of f*cking money." who's the monkey now??? omg, i can’t wait to “bedazzle” my daughter’s chastity belt.
http://www.mybedazzler.com
and my husband said that thing was a “waste of f*cking money.”
who’s the monkey now???

]]> By: shopdoc http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-36-invent-new-forms-of-birth-control/comment-page-1/#comment-464 shopdoc Tue, 03 Mar 2009 08:08:35 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=658#comment-464 Extra fiber in their diets. And mineral oil. With a pinch of Ex Lax. Nothing says I'm not in the mood like a nonstop case of the runs. Plus they'll be clean as a whistle! Extra fiber in their diets. And mineral oil. With a pinch of Ex Lax. Nothing says I’m not in the mood like a nonstop case of the runs. Plus they’ll be clean as a whistle!

]]> By: How to eliminate bad parents « Mother Shaffer’s Blog http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-36-invent-new-forms-of-birth-control/comment-page-1/#comment-451 How to eliminate bad parents « Mother Shaffer’s Blog Sun, 01 Mar 2009 22:55:45 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=658#comment-451 [...] Birth control for everyone under the age of 21: Birth control costs between $20-50/month. The cost of raising a child ranges from $120-$250K (for the first 17 years at least). Not a big fan of the pill? Check out these other suggested forms of birth control. [...] [...] Birth control for everyone under the age of 21: Birth control costs between $20-50/month. The cost of raising a child ranges from $120-$250K (for the first 17 years at least). Not a big fan of the pill? Check out these other suggested forms of birth control. [...]

]]> By: mothershaffer http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-36-invent-new-forms-of-birth-control/comment-page-1/#comment-449 mothershaffer Sun, 01 Mar 2009 15:04:17 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=658#comment-449 Thanks for the ideas. I'm thinking of also denying my daughter basic oral hygiene...no toothbrush = no kissing = no sex = no babies. Thanks for the ideas. I’m thinking of also denying my daughter basic oral hygiene…no toothbrush = no kissing = no sex = no babies.

]]> By: jason http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-36-invent-new-forms-of-birth-control/comment-page-1/#comment-445 jason Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:50:58 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=658#comment-445 there's always encouraging homosexuality. that never leads to pregnancy, but you may have to pony up some cash for dance lessons. there’s always encouraging homosexuality. that never leads to pregnancy, but you may have to pony up some cash for dance lessons.

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