Comments on: Rule #42: Teach Your Son Slang for His Wang

By: Brett

Brett — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:16:11 +0000

Why do they get to wear kilts?

By: kitty

kitty — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:04:09 +0000

calling ya pussy a cookie is just wrong. >__>

fail rachel =P

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 04 May 2009 09:27:44 +0000

A few female slangs… snatch, lips, taco, twat, tutu, flower, lady buns, vajayjay, punani, cooter, chacha, coochie, hooha, beaver, box, miss kitty, junk, lady garden, meat curtain, wizard sleeves, clown car, hot pocket, happy flappy, fanny pack.

By: Father Knows Worst

Father Knows Worst — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:42:03 +0000

@Lizzy: Wow. Good eye. I really, really need to stop writing these drunk.

By: Lizzy

Lizzy — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:27:37 +0000

Is it just me or should ensure be ensue?

“Laughter will ensure. All will be right in the world, knowing that your son’s monkey is perfectly tame, albeit a little ornery from time to time.”

By: Mother Shaffer

Mother Shaffer — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:30:08 +0000

Wow, sounds like Jason found his calling. I’m with Rachel and Marley. Post #43 should be all about the female “wang” equivalent (unfortunately, I was brought up Catholic so I have no words to offer on the subject).

By: Father Knows Worst

Father Knows Worst — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:26:02 +0000

@Anissa: Your 11 year-old is now officially my hero. Also, in that context, wouldn’t “The Tenders” be an excellent name for a band. No, scratch that, how about “Funbag and the Tenders??” It’s got a nice ring to it…

By: Anissa@Hope4Peyton

Anissa@Hope4Peyton — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:22:26 +0000

My 11 yo refers to his as “the tenders”…not sure where that came from, but better than when he was 5 and told everyone my boobs were “funbags” (thanks to my idiot husband)

By: jason

jason — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:43:15 +0000

Rachel, using the word “cookie” could lead to lots of confusion around snack time., don’t you think? As in, what do you want to eat?

By: Rachel

Rachel — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:52:14 +0000

i’m not as mad as katie, but i do feel like your blog skews male. we will need a girl-parts post. when i was little, we simple said twat. (my mom was the ring leader, as in “did you wash your twat when you took a bath?”) I would like to suggest cookie for little girls though. much cuter. and while we’re on the topic of cutsey words for things that will gross katie out, can we get a farts post too? we called them dots back in the day.