Comments on: Rule #47: Hire a Bully to Toughen Up Your Kid

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:40:40 +0000

Dude, this is THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’ve read in a long, LONG time. Thanks a million for the laughs!

By: Apple

Apple — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:59:01 +0000

Thank you for proving my parents were the best parents EVAR! Hope I can keep the cycle moving forward!

Linked to you on my Search Engine Friday, hope you don’t mind the mindless one web hit you get from me. /cheers

By: edie

edie — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:16:50 +0000

starter mustache. now that’s funny.

By: Father Knows Worst

Father Knows Worst — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:41:32 +0000

@marymac: That was awfully kind of you. I've never had a poem written for me before. I mean, it was a short poem, and it didn't rhyme, but it was definitely a poem, right? @SillyDad: Ah yes, reminiscent of the old saying "whatever doesn't kill you, makes you hide on the Internet." I am a fervent subscriber to that theory. And, uh, yeah, I'm not even sure Bill Gates has his own private road to cross. But knowing what a huge nerd he is, his kid probably lags waaay behind. @jason: I thought you'd like that one. Sicko. (Said entirely out of love.)

By: jason

jason — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:34:05 +0000

quote of the year, right here: “But really, you’re just fattening the calf in preparation for social slaughter”

in other words, keep allowing your kid to be a whiny bitch, and then when they get to the real world, they’ll really have it coming.

By: SillyDad

SillyDad — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:52:58 +0000

I have been bullied my entire life and it’s made me practically indestructible. I can go months without leaving the house, I’m able to find the best places to hide whenever I go out to eat and I can withstand a 3rd degree “native american” burn without flinching. Bullies made me the man I am today. “shhh! Did you hear that?”

Quick question, how rich do you have to be to be able to cross the street in the privacy of your own home?

By: marymac

marymac — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:41:22 +0000

Love.
Your.
Blog.