Comments on: Rule #50: Tell Your Child How She Was Conceived

By: Cat

Cat — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:55:45 +0000

Are you my dad??

By: Kidgarbage

Kidgarbage — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:26:48 +0000

I told my duaghter that she has a reading problem because I was totally drunk when she was conceived. Also proving that alcohol is not a reliable form of birth control.

By: kitty

kitty — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:19:32 +0000

My name is Jessica. I will never make eye contact with my parents again.

Or get into Mum’s boyfriends honda civic again. (She drives, it’s not as dodge as that sounds)

>_<

I hate you FKW <3

By: Leo

Leo — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:03:15 +0000

Wtf. My dad did this. I entered my parents bedroom to ask for something. My dad was fixing his tie for work then out of the blue he said “Did you know how your mom and I made you? I inserted my – ”
“SHH!!!”
My mom had to cut him off.

By: edie

edie — Wed, 06 May 2009 16:25:36 +0000

“Next thing you know, your father found his huggy, but it wasn’t for his beer, if you know what I mean.” … made me spit out my lunch.

By: Father Knows Worst

Father Knows Worst — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:49:51 +0000

@Meghan: Well, that depends. Are your parents storks? @SillyDad: We're not worthy. @bloggingmom67: When I need a laugh I just look at old photos of myself. Oh wait, that's when I need to cry.

By: bloggingmom67

bloggingmom67 — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:47:41 +0000

Thanks for giving me a laugh today. I need it!

By: Father Knows Worst

Father Knows Worst — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:23:27 +0000

@kevin: Aren’t you glad a logical reason has finally been provided?

By: SillyDad

SillyDad — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:25:17 +0000

If you plan ahead, you can just show them the video you made. “See what Mommy could do before you ruined her? Yes, you’re still grounded.”

By: Meghan

Meghan — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:13:40 +0000

Does this mean babies don’t come from a stork? Someone has been lying to me.