Comments on: Rule #53: Stunt Your Child’s Growth http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-53-stunt-your-childs-growth/ Because good parenting advice is boooring. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:51:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: kitty http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-53-stunt-your-childs-growth/comment-page-1/#comment-2335 kitty Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:43:59 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=945#comment-2335 hmm this post feels unfinished. you should have mentioned something about the possibilities and uses for a stunted growth child/adult.. Depending on how old it is before you decide whether to sell it to the circus or train it for dog fighting. ;) Put some horns on the salivating 'brutus', give the kid a red flag, and you've got a show that will last as long as the kids muscles can hold out. (Which hopefully will be quite a while if it's coach was good enough.) And if you're really cheap, let the kid win, by a scrape, and charge admittance... and instead of wasting food/money on it, let it eat the deceased dog... I should be an accountant or a lawyer or something :D hmm this post feels unfinished.

you should have mentioned something about the possibilities and uses for a stunted growth child/adult..

Depending on how old it is before you decide whether to sell it to the circus or train it for dog fighting. ;)

Put some horns on the salivating ‘brutus’, give the kid a red flag, and you’ve got a show that will last as long as the kids muscles can hold out. (Which hopefully will be quite a while if it’s coach was good enough.)

And if you’re really cheap, let the kid win, by a scrape, and charge admittance… and instead of wasting food/money on it, let it eat the deceased dog…

I should be an accountant or a lawyer or something :D

]]> By: fatty patty http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-53-stunt-your-childs-growth/comment-page-1/#comment-1775 fatty patty Wed, 06 May 2009 16:50:43 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=945#comment-1775 i know! i hate going to walmart -- it's swarmed with perfectly-fit, model-types who just stare, point and snicker at anyone who is the slightest bit heavy. there are never any fat people there -- it's almost as though fat people aren't allowed to shop there or something! i know! i hate going to walmart — it’s swarmed with perfectly-fit, model-types who just stare, point and snicker at anyone who is the slightest bit heavy. there are never any fat people there — it’s almost as though fat people aren’t allowed to shop there or something!

]]> By: SillyDad http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-53-stunt-your-childs-growth/comment-page-1/#comment-1765 SillyDad Tue, 05 May 2009 21:29:25 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=945#comment-1765 My father found that treating us like veal kept us small enough to handle. Hence this picture of my brother and me when we were little. Oh, wait. We're <i>still</i> little. <a href="http://twitpic.com/4meqk/full" rel="nofollow">Crate Kids</a> My father found that treating us like veal kept us small enough to handle. Hence this picture of my brother and me when we were little. Oh, wait. We’re still little.
Crate Kids

]]> By: Jillian http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-53-stunt-your-childs-growth/comment-page-1/#comment-1763 Jillian Tue, 05 May 2009 17:45:53 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=945#comment-1763 see...my parents let me start drinking coffee at age 13...yet i somehow still made it to be 5'7 (decently tall for a girl!). i guess they started too late. although, i did just find out my mom drank copious amounts of black coffee while pregnant with me.....her excuse? "you were the fourth kid, sorry" see…my parents let me start drinking coffee at age 13…yet i somehow still made it to be 5’7 (decently tall for a girl!). i guess they started too late. although, i did just find out my mom drank copious amounts of black coffee while pregnant with me…..her excuse? “you were the fourth kid, sorry”

]]> By: brent http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-53-stunt-your-childs-growth/comment-page-1/#comment-1761 brent Tue, 05 May 2009 14:48:01 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=945#comment-1761 a few more inches and we're gonna have to throw him back!!?? HAHA!! If only it were that easy. (JUST KIDDING GOVERNMENT AND LAWYERS) a few more inches and we’re gonna have to throw him back!!?? HAHA!!

If only it were that easy. (JUST KIDDING GOVERNMENT AND LAWYERS)

]]> By: jason http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/rule-53-stunt-your-childs-growth/comment-page-1/#comment-1760 jason Tue, 05 May 2009 13:20:34 +0000 http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/?p=945#comment-1760 See, my parents combatted this by giving us three boys 1 t-shirt that we all had to share. That way it would get stretched while we fought (making it big enough for everyone) and it would teach us that there were things worth fighting for. Like clothing. They would never spend all that cash on Starbucks or all that time putting me on a sports team. See, my parents combatted this by giving us three boys 1 t-shirt that we all had to share. That way it would get stretched while we fought (making it big enough for everyone) and it would teach us that there were things worth fighting for. Like clothing. They would never spend all that cash on Starbucks or all that time putting me on a sports team.

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