Comments on: Rule #55: Scare Away Your Children’s Friends

By: Creed

Creed — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 09:38:51 +0000

also i forgot show off “the ring i found ….umm at the park” another helpful tip is to cover small bills in splattered blood from really any source you choose and hand your kid their allowance in blood stained bills that are still stuck together

By: Creed

Creed — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 09:37:06 +0000

it helps to dig alot with your hands too so you look the part

By: Creed

Creed — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 09:36:32 +0000

if all else fail co out in the woods dig a deep hole, take off your wedding ring and cake it in mud then circle through the woods and run in all excited telling little jimmy “jimmy come on they buried 2 more today and i need help diggin em u….well hello kids…”

By: Angela A

Angela A — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 03:51:58 +0000

OMG! I think I’m the creepy Mom! LOL. Usually this stuff is just joking around, though. SOMETIMES I’m really trying to scare them off. You know, those little buggers are really hard to scare. The hugging thing might actually work. Espescially when my son’s goth friends stop by …

By: Mandy V

Mandy V — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 22:57:15 +0000

As soon as I hit 15 my dad started hitting on my friends. (Imagine Captain Spaulding from house of 1000 corpses with a beer belly.) Because I almost never had guys over whenever I brought a girl friend home he would say “Oh, is this your new cooter bumpin buddy?” Nice dad….

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By: Kidgarbage

Kidgarbage — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:36:11 +0000

When kids come over, swear a lot and leave empty vodka bottles and beer cans all over the kitchen counters. This should take little or no effort.

By: kevin

kevin — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:15:22 +0000

and look how you turned out, jason. GAY. thanks for nothing for your contribution.

By: Shell

Shell — Fri, 08 May 2009 20:32:07 +0000

“…talk about people who’ve died in your house”….hahahaha….oh…that’s good…

By: jason

jason — Fri, 08 May 2009 20:07:50 +0000

my dad would always round up my friend and i when they were over and call us gay for not hanging out with girls. we were like 10 years old. i think he liked to drink a lot.