Comments on: Rule #58: Admit Your Baby Isn’t Cute

By: Creed

Creed — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 09:25:04 +0000

They should make baby sized hockey masks to solve this issue.

By: Rule #78: Give Your Baby the Gift of Plastic Surgery — Bad Parenting Advice

Rule #78: Give Your Baby the Gift of Plastic Surgery — Bad Parenting Advice — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:44:28 +0000

[...] as they ramble, you sort of detect a tone that says, “But, looking at you, I’d say your baby’s cuteness won’t last long—I give it maybe another three or four months, [...]

By: Cat

Cat — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:32:24 +0000

If people say, “Aww, I could just eat her up” when they look at your baby’s photo, be forewarned they probably think she looks like a brussel sprout. Cuz she probably does.

By: jessica

jessica — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:13:13 +0000

I was not one of those moms who said aw my baby is so cute when he was born, my first thought was EW whats wrong with him. Thank God he got cute now cause I couldn’t handle alien baby.

By: Sarcastica

Sarcastica — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:04:10 +0000

Hey, those car accidents are a result of my badonkadonk. Heh.

Great post!

By: Surfer Jay

Surfer Jay — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 06:09:10 +0000

Hahahaha. And that pic is awesome, I’m gonna make me one of those.

By: jason

jason — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:00:36 +0000

that is the creepiest photo i’ve ever seen in my life. and i’ve stumbled across my parent’s honeymoon photos…so yeah. lots of competition.

By: Shell

Shell — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 02:18:05 +0000

My first born was almost 6 weeks premature. Ever see a seriously premature baby?? When shown to me, I instantly thought he looked alarmingly like a cross between a flying monkey and my dead grandfather. 16 years later, I still can’t watch The Wizard of Oz…;)

By: Mad Woman

Mad Woman — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:55:30 +0000

Oh my gawd! I know TONS of people who could benefit from this post. It’s like really? You think your kid is beautiful? Zoiks!

Truthfully though, aren’t all babies kind of hideous til they fill out those wrinkles and start to look semi human instead of like an old man crossed with an alligator purse, with alien eyes? Just looking through some old pics of my kids the other day and I realized how freakin NOT cute they were. Poor things. Good thing they’re gorgeous now.