Comments on: Rule #59: Vacation in a Third World Country

By: Kidgarbage

Kidgarbage — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:30:20 +0000

Try Paraguay, but only for fathers and sons. The local Guarani Indian women are cute, never get angry, dont practice monogamy, or speak English. Their language sounds like chirping birds, so even when they do talk, it is actually pleasant. For some reason they will only be romantic outdoors, but thats OK because they have absolutely no modesty. Believe me, your kids will learn a lot.

By: SillyDad

SillyDad — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:50:16 +0000

I’m with Mad Woman. In fact, I hear there’s this really nice resort in Grenada and right outside the walls are these horrible slums. I say, make reservations for Mom and Dad at the resort and arrange to pay a family outside the resort $1 a day to take your 3 children for the duration. You’ll get a great vacation, your kids will learn they better keep their mouth’s shut when their personal chef over cooks the prime rib AND you’ll be quadrupling one lucky family’s annual income. Now that’s a Win/Win/Win if I ever heard one!

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By: Mad Woman

Mad Woman — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:14:11 +0000

Can I also make them fly economy while I fly first class? There’s no sense torturing myself in the process is there?

By: jason

jason — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:52:56 +0000

Does New Jersey count?

By: Father Knows Worst

Father Knows Worst — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:26:43 +0000

@ChattyCat: And that’ll really be beneficial when you inform them that you’ll no longer be springing for expensive, unnecessary “footwear.”

By: ChattyCat

ChattyCat — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:48:06 +0000

Love it….Bonus: The sand will make a great exfoliator…they’re skin will be spittin’ polished when they get back!