Comments on: Rule #62: Tattoo Your Kids With Reckless Abandon

By: Creed

Creed — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 09:10:26 +0000

Tattoos are for pansies, my kid will have ritual brands and scars like he was from some african tribe, And when child services says anything about it i’ll just blame the cat

By: marina

marina — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:02:44 +0000

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By: IComLeavWe: Day 6 | PhD in Parenting

IComLeavWe: Day 6 | PhD in Parenting — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:35:13 +0000

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By: Annie @ PhD in Parenting

Annie @ PhD in Parenting — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:03:16 +0000

We tried to get my little sister a fake tattoo while on vacation once when we were kids to freak out my parents, but she wouldn’t oblige us.

By: Mother Shaffer

Mother Shaffer — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:20:05 +0000

I’m a big advocate of tattoos at an early age. Makes ‘em tough and they appreciate the seriousness of the threat, “Don’t make me take you to see Snake today! He’ll give you something to cry about.”

By: Cat

Cat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:28:40 +0000

Tie-dying their legs works, too. Saves money on tights later.

By: kitty

kitty — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:54:41 +0000

I told my grandfather when I was younger that I wanted a nose ring… he said I’d look like a bull with one of those rings you lead them along by… I think he was quite chuffed by the idea when he thought about it. He’s always encouraged my ventures into the rebellious side… encouraging me to bleach my hair and dye it purple etc.. That way no religious cults would attempt to rope us in.

By: SillyDad

SillyDad — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:48:17 +0000

But , if you get a piercing, say through the nose, you have somewhere secure to attach the leash (re: rule #10). And you can bet they won’t pull against it.

I’m a very bad parent, aren’t I?