crushing the dreams of your children

Rule #80: Ban All Forms of Acne Medication

Rule #71: Fake Memory Loss

Rule #70: Register for Your Baby Shower at a Pawnshop

Rule #59: Vacation in a Third World Country

Rule #58: Admit Your Baby Isn’t Cute

Rule #56: Join Forces With the Monster Under the Bed

Rule #55: Scare Away Your Children’s Friends

Rule #53: Stunt Your Child’s Growth

Rule #38: Tell Your Kids the End Is Near

Rule #34: Arrange Your Teenager’s Dates

Rule #32: Give Your Child an Inferiority Complex

Rule #29: Confuse Your Teen About Sex

Rule #24: Crush Your Child’s Dreams Early