Rule #85: Refuse to Sign Any of Your Child’s School PaperworkB… »
Rule #84: Own Wild Animals As Pets
Rule #83: Teach Your Child to ShopliftY… »
Rule #82: Back-to-School Shop at the County DumpI… »
Rule #81: Use Hand-Me-Down Braces & RetainersD… »
Rule #80: Ban All Forms of Acne MedicationT… »
Rule #79: Never Stop for Bathroom Breaks on Family Road TripsT… »
Rule #78: Give Your Baby Plastic Surgery
Rule #77: Raise Your Child in a BarnO… »
Rule #76: Dump Your Kids on Other Parents