scaring your kid shitless

Trick or Treat … or Therapy

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Rule #104: Feed Your Child Soap

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Reputable Daycare Provider

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Baby’s First Book

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Responsibility

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Male bonding

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The Least Popular Bedtime Story

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Rule #101: Use Your Children to Test Electrical Outlets

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Rule #99: Encourage Your Daughter to Date a Carny

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Rule #98: Blame Your Kids for Natural Disasters

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Rule #92: Teach Your Kid How to Hitchhike

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Rule #69: Transport Your Child in a Hamster Ball

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Rule #68: Strippers, Feel Free to Enjoy “Take Your Child to Work Day”

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Rule #65: Put Your Kid in Timeout at an Orphanage

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Rule #64: Send Your Kid to Mafia Training Camp

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Rule #59: Vacation in a Third World Country

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Rule #56: Join Forces With the Monster Under the Bed

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Rule #50: Tell Your Child How She Was Conceived

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Rule #47: Hire a Bully to Toughen Up Your Kid

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Rule #45: Rent Your Child’s Bedroom to Strangers

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Rule #28: Practice Random Nudity

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Rule #22: Dress Like Your Teenage Daughter

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Rule #17: Scare Your Child Shitless About Germs

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