scarring children’s memories

Trick or Treat … or Therapy

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Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang

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Baby’s First Book

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A Reasonable Shopping Policy

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10 Year-Old Supermodel: At Least She’s Pulling Her Weight

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Role Model

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Rule #101: Use Your Children to Test Electrical Outlets

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Rule #99: Encourage Your Daughter to Date a Carny

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Rule #97: Grow Weed With Your Children

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Rule #94: Give Your Child a Spray-On Summer Tan

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Rule #93: Form a Rock Band With Your Teenager

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Rule #91: Rent an Old Geezer for the Holidays

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Rule #88: Nothing Is More Important Than High School Homecoming

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Rule #86: Get Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoos

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Rule #84: Own Wild Animals As Pets

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Rule #82: Back-to-School Shop at the County Dump

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Rule #80: Ban All Forms of Acne Medication

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Rule #79: Never Stop for Bathroom Breaks on Family Road Trips

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Rule #78: Give Your Baby Plastic Surgery

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Rule #77: Raise Your Child in a Barn

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Rule #75: Arm Your Teen With Water Wings

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Rule #73: Use Your Child as a Thermometer

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Rule #69: Transport Your Child in a Hamster Ball

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Rule #68: Strippers, Feel Free to Enjoy “Take Your Child to Work Day”

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Rule #66: Ban Kids From Your Lawn

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Rule #62: Tattoo Your Kids With Reckless Abandon

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Rule #53: Stunt Your Child’s Growth

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Rule #50: Tell Your Child How She Was Conceived

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Rule #47: Hire a Bully to Toughen Up Your Kid

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Rule #45: Rent Your Child’s Bedroom to Strangers

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Rule #42: Teach Your Son Slang for His Wang

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Rule #41: Blame Your Kids for Everything

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Rule #40: Keep Your Kid in a Helmet 24/7

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Rule #36: Invent New Forms of Birth Control

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Rule #35: Employ Sexy Displays of Public Affection

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Rule #33: Use Your Child As Cheap Labor

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Rule #30: Love Your Pets More Than Your Kids

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Rule #28: Practice Random Nudity

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Rule #25: Be a Breastfeeding Superhero

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Rule #22: Dress Like Your Teenage Daughter

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Rule #19: Use Christmas to Show Your Children Which One You Love the Most

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Rule #18: Harass Youth League Umpires

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Rule #15: Create Uncomfortable Thanksgiving Traditions

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